About
Welcome to the Splog. Thanks for coming. We figure most people know how these things work by now, but just in case you’ve been too distracted by Susan Stanton’s adam’s apple to pay attention, here’s a little page to get you up to speed.
The Splog is is a blog about St. Petersburg, Florida. Any questions?
While we’re 98.9% certain that you care more about what you think than we do, you’re totally free to test that theory by sending us an email.
Other things worth noting:
- The Splog will not reduce feminine itching.
- The Splog is not to be used as a heat shield on the space shuttle.
- The Splog was just as disappointed as you to learn that Florida Agriculture and Consumer Services Commissioner Charles Bronson does not have a history of greasing punks with a tube sock full of nickels.
- The Splog has a nice brick for the window of the next cigar bar that opens downtown.
- The Splog does not watch college football.
- The Splog beat Prince at basketball.
- The Splog hides on first Fridays.
- The Splog may have sprained something on the playground equipment at Limey’s last weekend.
- The Splog does not talk about fight club.
- The Splog does not have any change.
Departments
Yes, we have them.
Features, Bitches
Longer, periodic articles devoted to a topic of great concern to the 727; pay attention - they might even adhere to a journalistic principle or two. When we post one, you’ll know about it.
Baker Act
A department devoted to all things Mayor Baker - from guitar lessons to LOLBaker. Fun for the whole family (well, not the homeless ones . . . and maybe not the ones that like art).
Everybody Panic
Just in time for hurricane season. Our reactions to the local culture of catastrophic overreaction. HYPERBOLE WATCH ‘07. Team coverage and shit.
In the News
In which we bravely attempt to thwart total annexation by Timesland.
Nice Dick
This section is about dicks, and by dicks we mean assholes - and by assholes we mean . . . aw, nevermind; just read it.
That Guy
We are committed to bringing you facts about your urban flora and fauna that you can use. In this particular section, for example, we’re mainly interested in the genus “That Guy.” There are many species of That Guy, and we hope to find and catalog as many of them as possible so that you may learn how to identify and avoid That Guy, or perhaps, even more importantly, avoid being That Guy.
