What the hell are the people at Busch Gardens thinking? First a dude that scares you by txting ur ass, then a creepy DJ, then a pair of ridiculous supposed-to-be-sexy-but-also-scary Siamese twins and now Mugatu from Zoolander? WTF?

They’ve released a teaser trailer, which I must admit is very well shot and edited, but their mascot this year is some kind of an evil fashion designer?! What are these people smoking?

I’ve always pulled for Busch Gardens, who has a hard time competing with Universal’s Halloween Horror Nights. Busch does a damn fine job with their haunted houses which are usually top notch, but they continue to force these lame mascots on the event which probably sends people driving to Orlando.

Please hire some new folks to pull the theme together, refresh your haunted houses more frequently (Universal replaces every year, you guys are still rocking mazes from 4 years ago) and put yourselves on the map as a real competitor to HHN. You do get points for Twitter usage, though, so I’ll give you that.