Shark attack!

I swear the Lord himself is throwing us all kinds of shit to post because he was bummed he couldn’t get his laugh on while we were away. File this one under HOLY FUCKING SHIT

ST. PETE BEACH — Emergency personnel are investigating a report of a shark attack in the waters behind a home off Boca Ciega Drive Wednesday afternoon.

Dude, what? A shark rolled up into someone’s backyard and bit their ass? What is this town coming to?