Man, have we been gone long enough that Alex Pickett has resorted to just calling everyone Nazis now? I guess so. Well, he’s reporting for food and I suppose that’s the best way to get readers. NAZI NAZI NAZI! That oughta bump our stats a bit.

That’s actually a really funny story and is a pretty good indication why form letters are not the best idea in the world. The thing that has me scratching my head, though, is why a form letter would say “I am delighted to share this (insert item here) with the people of Florida.” So, like, if I send him a giant dildo will I get a similar form letter?

I am delighted to share this purple-headed love warrior with the people of Florida.

Now that’s something I would frame. Maybe some day Charlie “Goebbels” Crist’s staff will get compruders with internets and goobles so they can avoid such embarrassment.