Thieves steal $6,800 worth of artwork from Florida Craftsmen

ST. PETERSBURG — Sometime between 6:30 and 7:30 a.m. Wednesday, the two men broke into the gallery at 501 Central Ave. through a never-used outside door to executive director Maria Emilia’s office and made a beeline for two glass sculptures — a Duncan McClellan vessel worth $5,200 (pictured) and a $1,600 Chuck Boux vase.

First off - this sucks. Second - I predict these stupid assholes put those things on eBay or somewhere that is easily tracked, because, you know, Florida criminals are super smart. Third - fuck you tampabay.com and your stupid broken video embed code.