Looks like the Vegas Showgirls got into some trouble over the weekend, which is too bad for the official “best strip club in St. Petersburg” (official for two reasons: 1) the internet says so, 2) there are only 4 strip clubs total in the ‘burg, and I’m scared of all the others). Seriously, though, what’s up with Tina’s Angels? A hotel attached to it? And THEY never get busted? They must have discounts for the 5-0.

Anywho, there are a handful of things that will get your strip club shut down in a damn hurry and here are two.

1. If you sell booze, keep the junk in your drawers
2. Offering to have sex with someone in exchange for money remains, shockingly, illegal

A group of total buzz kill deputies arrested 8 girls on Friday night, resulting in over 62 sets of blue balls. Bummer. Below is a look at the innocent young ladies.

Most of the charges were “nudity in an establishment that serves alcohol” for removing bikini bottoms, although a few of these gals added on the offer to have sex for $150 (one particularly entrepreneurial young lady specified $150 would get you only 15 minutes, a half hour will run you $250). Here’s what I find sort of intriguing, though:

Amanda Roberts, 18, was charged with exposure of sexual organs after she also pulled down her bikini bottoms while dancing onstage.

Amanda is the last young lady in the image above. You think she has a johnson? I mean, why were all the other girls just charged with nudity while the police report specified that Amanda exposed her “sexual organs”? Hmm. Interesting.

Anywho, you might want to steer clear of Vegas Showgirls for awhile, maybe try out Mermaids or Secrets Cabaret until the heat dies down a bit. Oh, and don’t forget the internet, you can stay home and take care of a lot of urges on the good ol’ information superhighway.

P.S. The girl right next to Amanda Roberts is Deanna Firlik. Yes, Fir-lick. Nice.