Citrus County deputy reveals self as pothead

25 Jan

Posted by The One in the In the News department.

I love Deputy John Novy’s quotes in this pretty standard story of “cops find marijuana grow house.” First, the headline from tampabay.com:

Deputy: Marijuana plants “best I’ve ever seen”

And then this gem:

These are best plants I’ve ever seen, and I’ve seen a lot of plants.

Good to know, brody, how about the quality of the plants?

They were sitting on a gold mine.

Dude, if you go on and on about how these are totally the most awesome bawls marijuana plants you’ve ever seen, then people will totally know you’re a pothead! I know you’re all excited and jonesin’ and whatnot, but calm it down broseph.

2 Responses

Denis Baldwin

January 25th, 2009 at 10:11 am

Heh. I, for one, really hope they repeal the marijuana laws under the Obama administration and then this won’t be such a taboo subject. Who cares if dude smokes weed on his own time? As long as he’s not coming to work baked out of his noodle, I say let him puff the magic dragon.
Jimmy

July 27th, 2009 at 2:03 pm

Seriously….you’re quite the idiot. I have nothing against weed myself…but wouldn’t you want a Deputy to know a little bit about the stuff he’s supposed to find? I’m sure he’s smoked his share in the past I mean who hasn’t…I just don’t get the point of you trying to make the guy look bad….