Looks like Les “I suck at zoos” Salisbury read my previous post and is afraid he will indeed be mauled by tigers. Check it:

Five deputies are guarding the door and were hired by the hotel, but it’s not clear who’s paying them. Zoo spokeswoman Rachel Nelson will not say if the zoo is footing the bill.

That’s right, there are 5 cops guarding the hearing being held to determine the precise level of retarded that Les and his zoo managin’ are. I guess he’s skeered all those pissed off animals are likely to find out about the hearing and show up en masse to tear him a new zoohole.

image via CharlesFBI@Worth1000

Also worth a read:

St. Pete Po-po accidently leave possibly-not-actually-guilty detainee in van while they grab a quick lunch | No, seriously

Tampa dude who tries to outrun train, but instead gets cockblocked by a crossing arm, will probably thank God once he wakes up from coma | No, seriously

Badass store owner returns to work after being shot 3 times a couple weeks ago, which happens to be the second time this has happened, while you complain about some totally pussy minor hang nail or some shit | No seriously