It has been awhile since we laughed heartlessly at someone’s death, what with all the bad vibes around our fair city. Fortunately, though, an opportunity has arisen to forget our own troubles and relish in another’s.

Looks like one of the outspoken advocates for that giant ass “heritage, not hate, but kind of hate because we hate black people, but that’s part of our heritage, so it isn’t really hate” confederate flag has opted to cash in his chips early. This particular champion and gun owner turned gun suicider had a bit of an identity crisis having been born in Jersey (totally not the south, dude) but adopting the ways of the southern asstards after moving here to America’s punchline.

“He didn’t have the actual genealogical linkage,” said Siegel’s friend and fellow Confederate activist Marion Lambert. “But he had the heart and soul of a Confederate.”

Well Marion, let’s hope that soul helps him out when he stands before your God and has to explain his douchery here on earth.