Have ya’ll seen those douchey Segway® tours going on downtown? You know, the ones wherein douchey looking people with silly helmets ride the scooter that Dean Kamen predicted would be a world changing transportation revolution?

Anywho, here in Florida we embrace anyone with a grand idea and the ability to steal another person’s logo. And hell, if you’re going to steal a logo, go big. In fact, why not grab something hugely recognizable in the area like the Buccaneers flag?

Yeah, that’s nice, I like that. I mean, if it works for them it will work for you, right? I’m sure there’s no problem with just borrowing the flag. It might be nice, also, to go ahead and use the Bucs’ font as well.

Yes! That’s tits! See, people will associate all that built up good will they have with the Buccaneers brand and your shitty little tour company will seem familiar and trustworthy because of it. Dude, what if you put a really bad line drawing of a Segway® on the flag itself that is just a few lines away from being a penis!? HAHAHA. Man, THAT WOULD BE TITS!

Seriously, people, come on now. It is called trademark infringement, look it up. Try doing a Google or two at some point during your “business” planning. Oh, and you might want to hire a lawyer - incoming cease and desist!