It’s like a super soaker FOR YOUR BIKE!1!!!

01 Jul

Posted by Casey in the Kick-ass Stuff department.

Oh Florida, how I love thee. Where else can my trip to work be suddenly and delightfully interrupted by an amazing, life changing invention like Water Wheels? I mean, fuck me, it’s like a super soaker for your bike!

Invented by a local man, this is CLEARLY the HOTTEST new toy for a COOL WET summer of fun. Be sure to check out the media coverage in which inventor Tim Englert reveals that he underwent 10-12 years of R&D and practically guarantees you’ll be able to get your Water Wheels this coming Christmas 2004.

The most important thing you NEED to do is watch the awesome cartoon that will hypnotize you into wanting, nay needing a Water Wheels this very instant.

Right. So remind me why I would see a truck this morning with this shit plastered all over it if Christmas 2004 already passed and clearly no one wanted the damn thing? Oh, right, because here in Florida we IGNORE TIME. I promised you something 4 years ago? Fuck it, who cares?! Dirty hipster shit was big in major cities 4 years ago? Fuck it, roll in some dirt and call yourself cool.

2 Responses

calebism

July 1st, 2008 at 10:42 am

Although Florida only skirts the Southern Time Distortion Field, whose vortex is I think in central Mississippi, the effect is still strong enough to induce vile hair styles and radio. Is Carter still pres where you are? I’m over here in Reagan.
Mandy

July 2nd, 2008 at 7:57 am

Okay now, there’s hatin’ and there’s hating. This thing is cool! And you can’t tell me you wouldn’t have put this on your Christmas list when you were little. So they’re having some start-up cost issues. Who doesn’t? I mean, even Miscrosoft was a basement operation at one point in time.

All I’m saying is, don’t be hating to the extreme. Although the video is too long.