Today’s great moment in local Craigslist ads is brought to you by Bernard, an older classic rock drummer, who apparently missed his true calling as a comedian, and has settled on Craigslist as the stage upon which he chooses to exercise his irrepressible talents.  Just a taste:

I’m not doing this for side money to hide from the wife, if I had one, or to pay the rent, or to escape from the wife and have a few beers. I’m doing this for pride in a job well done, for fun, for sheer pleasure, sort of like having really, really good sex, although i forget what thats like. It’s kind of like having a Musically Transmitted Disease, and wanting to give it to everybody else!?

Um, eww.  Holy crap.  Is this thing on?  Can you imagine spending five minutes in a room with that guy?  Well if you can, and you like to make music that sounds like Cream and Melissa Etheridge, you need to contact this dude.  For reals.

Gooder Druhmmer Uh-vail-uh-bull! Iz that Spelld Write??! (tampa area)