It’s bad enough that you drive that thing, but a crappy turning radius isn’t an excuse for lazy ass parking. Back it up and try again, sparky. Maybe next time spring for the model that comes with an entire airplane landing crew.
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Is this Starbucks again? Tisk tisk.
(said sipping a quad venti skinny latte and lisping to the ladies)
Yeah, that is totally Starbucks.
I always leave these vehicles (and their drivers) some love via a cleverly worded hate note. I keep scraps of paper on me at all times, cos you never know!
wow, anonymous attacks on a local blog and random notes left of cars. yeah, you guys are real hardcore. way to stick it to the man! and seriously-ragging on starbucks and SUVs? get some fresh material, kids.
hmm. wonder what the little car parked to the right is there for.
Asshole
Saw one of those the other day getting into a gap outside the local gym with some help from its passengers..they had to get out and wave the driver in so he could even park it in the gap. He left 1/4″ on his passenger side for the driver of the car next to him to try and figure out how to get in….lazy ass bastard could have parked 30 ft or so away where there were wide open places…but no, he had ot park there in his huge penis envy Ford Excessive. Asshole.
Saw another one of those monsters total a Toyota when the midget [ReDickted] driver pulled out backwards in Albertsons and hit the Toyo parked in the next row…she just kept on backing up….crushed the Toyo against a wall and then drove off…when we stopped her, she said ” what car behind me?” and ” I cant see behind, its too high”….
The car parked to the right is for scale. Anonymous what now? Are you talking shit again, Fluffy? Some pronouns and antecedents might help. I need to know which one of us needs to kick you in the balls, me, or Mandy.
bring it on, hatboy. i just wonder if this had been a Prius (complete with Obama bumper sticker) parked crooked outside of the local indie coffee house, if it would have garnered the same animosity.
Yup. Asshole parking is an equal opportunity scourge. *yawn*
Don’t you all know that those that drive SUV’s need to park as close to the front door of the shopping center/store as possible, it is their ‘RIGHT” to do so. It is all about “ME and my gas hog SUV - Look at ME in this big bitch that I cant keep between the lines on the highway” let alone park in a normal sized parking space. Who cares if they swing their door into your Honda, they probable leased that gas hog anyway, it is, after all, “all about THEM”. If they actually walked a little farther and parked where there is plenty of room, they might lose some of that fat off their asses.
When my sister was a little girl, she used to call her farts “fluffies.”
I’m an equal-opportunity note-leaver. SUVs, hybrids, bikes - even old folks aren’t safe from the wrath of my four-color, old-school click Bic!
Mandy, what a waste of energy.
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