That’s right kiddies, time to clear out the Splog warehouse and make room for more dead hookers. For a limited time you can pick up a Splog shirt for only $10. Tell your friends! These are American Apparel beauties (the gray one is a tri-blend, soooooo soft) with custom tags, badass artwork and enough ‘burg cred to get you into the most exclusive St. Pete hotspots (think Wilson’s Lounge). Act now, Merchline operators are standing by!
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Okay, I finally bought one. But only because it was on sale and I feel bad that you haven’t been able to get rid of them.
When are you going to design more? (I already bought one of these)
Yes, please design some cool new ones so I can wait until you put those on sale to buy one.
Hypercolor shirts are right around the corner, stay tuned.
But seriously maybe one with a large stylized version of the tank (and Baker on his knees, Tiananmen Square style, in front of it. Only kidding).
Casey… why not hold a mini threadless style design off for some new shirts. Let your audience submit the designs, then post em up and see what people like and what would sell. I’d throw one into the mix for it…
How about instead we have a “Worst Splog Shirt Design” contest, with the “winner” receiving an actual splog shirt, new or old. Designs would be judged based on overall cheesiness, poor/dated design, bad-way-gayness and general douchiness.
I only suggest this because, as has been well established, I know I have what it takes to win. Observe:
http://www.jallanstudios.com/worst-splog-shirt1.htm
I was able to crank that nastiness out in under 10 minutes, just imagine how horrible I could do if I really tried…
god elza.. you’re one negative guy.
maybe you want a shit design contest.. cause that’s all you know how to design.
See that was actually negative. I was just JOKING. :)
Maybe both would be fun.
I am actually a pretty upbeat chap in real life. Sorry I rubbed you the wrong way before (I was pretty twisted that one night). Perhaps I can buy you a beer sometime or oke you smout and all will be well.
Man, all this bickering is really messing with the Splog’s noted reputation as a “safe space.” I find this whole idea intriguing, though.
now the splog being a safe place… that’s funny!
hate… mmm not so much
j.e. I know you’re a totally nice guy.
it’s just you’ve been a little anti-everything lately.
and i’m not down with any hate st pete crap. I love this town…
brightlight… casey… think about the design off for your new shirt(s)
super fun! oh and maybe there could be different winning categories.
one about your brand (a freeform design) then maybe something dogging on baker or crist.. anyway it would be funny to see what the community comes up with.
Art.Øfficial
Okay, gotcha, you’re totally right. No hate. I’m now anti being anti.
But remember, the design was a joke, meant to be kind of the opposite of what it should look like. An actual design would have included a much more positive, “we totally love you and are never sarcastic, critical or prone to hatin’” kind of message.
I’m sure you could design a really good for real one.
But again, let me buy you a drink (offer open to anyone reading this as well)
…or we can just slap dicks together while everyone watches and makes fun of us (said drunk, but with love)
Casey, I got my Splog t-shirt in the mail lickety split! Thanks so much. It’s very cool and I love the printed tag on the inside. Witty. And I liked the cherry Laffy Taffy you threw in there. Thanks. It was tasty. I ate it for breakfast this morning.
PS I’ll watch ya’ll slap dicks.
Hi Art.Øfficial,
This can probably be filed under the TMI category, but here goes…
I’m Justin E’s wife and business partner, and I can tell you with 200% certainty that Justin E loves St. Pete as much - if not more - than any of us. He single-handedly started the St. Pete Creative Network to evelate the profile of St. Pete as a happenin’ place to do creative business stuff, and now the organization has 600+ members - who knew there were so many creatives here?
He also busted ass as POWW’s webmaster and marketing contributor to prevent that monstrosity of a stadium from being built on our precious waterfront, sacrificing personal time, a life, and much business income to do so.
I’m a born-and-raised St. Peteian (?) and from my time here know that there are few who have worked as hard to protect and further St. Pete. Maybe you guys don’t see eye-to-eye on some stuff, but rembmer that the Internet is notorious for miscunstruing nuance and intention. : )
And as you can see by my posting as “Justin E,” we share not just a life, but a laptop as well. : )
Dang “Name” and “E-mail” fields…
Mandy
st. petersblog condoms.
YES!
Hey, has this post hit a record number of comments yet or what?
mandy, yes to all your points…. which is why i’m more critical of justin - i hold him to a different standard than most.
anyway when i saw the graphic he made i was just let down. i expect more from someone with the above mentioned accomplishments.
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and yes i’d love a beer…. but let me think about the dick slappin…. does everyone have to watch?
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beau would those be splogdoms?
I’ve been meaning to add that Justin no longer does the POWW site, just in case you go there and are blown away by its awfulness.
And Art.Official to your point “yes to all your points…. which is why i’m more critical of justin - i hold him to a different standard than most.” - isn’t that along the lines of “no good deed goes unpunished?” Shouldn’t the fact that a person is so busy doing good stuff buy them a little leniency, not more hard-assedness…?
Who caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaares?
Amy makes a good point.
But on the topic of T-Shirt design, if anyone is ACTUALLY interested in designing a real t-shirt, WMNF needs someone experienced in graphic design to volunteer to design a t-shirt for a special membership push that they are starting. Something along the lines of “bring a friend to wmnf”.
If you are interested email carrie@wmnf.org or call Carrie Core, 813.238.8001.
You don’t have to care, but since this forum is my only way of communicating with Art.Official, I post here. Just don’t effing read it.
Tits or GTFO!
God damn it. Fine, you want to see my tits? Is that all you care about, huh? My sweet, hidden man mounds? Well here they are:
http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h164/robbybobbyfriday/nastytits.jpg
Enjoy, hope you’re satisfied.
Since my tits can’t compare to those (is there a pair in Pinellas that can?) I will GTFO.
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