I should clarify that I do not wish for you, if you possess a pair of balls, to rock them off. I am speaking figuratively. As such, women are more than invited to rock their balls off as well, this is an all inclusive ball rocking offage.

Wednesday, June 25 @ The Orpheum
El Ten Eleven and Petrograd in Transit
El Ten Eleven proves once again that instruments with MORE THAN ONE NECK will rock MORE THAN ONE BALL off.

Thursday, June 26 @ Crowbar
Maserati, Summerbirds In The Cellar, Red Room Cinema & Clock Hands Strangle
This should be a good one, if nothing else you can be absolutely MOFUGGIN’ certain that Summerbirds will hand you your balls. Twice.

Saturday, June 28 @ The Orpheum
MeWithoutYou, Maps And Atlases and Gasoline Heart
Not so much a fan of the MWY, but Maps and Atlases is definitely worth checking out.

Thursday, July 3 @ The Social (yes, you’ll have to drive to Orlando)
Boris
Thank your lucky balls that Boris is coming to Florida, and then kiss those fuzzy bastards goodbye.

With Dethklok and others on the horizon this is going to be one hell of a summer.