Just moments ago, a sketchy looking older woman, clearly intoxicated and clearly carrying years of hard living on her bones, said the following to me in the parking lot of the 22nd Ave Home Depot:
I have $81, want to do it for $50?
Um, what? Is this some kind of new reverse hookerism? Was she offering to pay me? I’m confused.
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I hate that Home Depot. But not because of the srekooh.
you should have asked for $100. ive seen you, and youre hotter than a mere $50! dont settle for less.
Dude, how could you confuse me for a woman?
p.s. I thought it was a pretty fair deal.
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