It is a sad day for the publicly naked ol’ wrinkly people of Florida. It looks like the American Association for Nude Recreation has suspended Caliente Resorts from their official listing of approved “nakation” areas. Caliente appears to be breaking a cardinal rule of AANR by taking part in swinger diddling parties, a serious no no since it blemishes the good name of nude outdoor recreationists spread across this great land.
Caliente hosts monthly parties put on by a group called Aahz, which on its Web site describes its parties as “lifestyle oriented,” a phrase often associated with swingers. A Web site featuring the swingers’ lifestyle also highlights Caliente. And Fox will be a featured speaker at the upcoming Swingfest, the “world’s largest swingers party and adult expo,” held in Hollywood, Fla.
Swingfest looks like a rocking good time, by the way. Who wants to rent a bus with me and hit that shit hard? I love that the Swingfest and Caliente sites shows plenty of attractive young people in their birthday suits when the reality is that 95% of folks that rock the nudism definitely should not be. Um, yeah, I think I’ll pass on the grandma with the leather skin, thanks.
Speaking of AANR, their NSFW family values page definitely creeps me out the most. It is one thing if you’re a creepy old baggy adult and want to get nekkid and play volleyball. It is entirely something else when you force your kids into that environment. Eww.
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Ooh, yeah, baby, did you see their promo vid? Totally hot. Ooh, and Lawrence Walters is going to be there!
Actually I have no idea who any of these people are and I wouldn’t swing with any of them for my health’s sake. I think I’ve heard of Stormy Daniels, though. She’s probably on one of the pornos I own. Was she in Pirates?
I just checked. She wasn’t.
i like how the defense is that just because people are nudists doesnt mean they are pervs. i guess i dont get the whole nudism thing. what exactly is the point? ok, so you want to be nude. well you can do that in your own home or really, really, well-fenced back yard. why do you need a resort then? simple-to see OTHER people nekkid. and seeing other people in their birthday suits is pretty much for the purpose of being turned on, right?
soooo, why again is it bad to associate swinging and large groups of naked people? how does it not add up to one in the same?
I am a nudist from Brisbane in Australia and I thought I’d put in my 2 cents worth on this matter.
I think that many American textile mindsets are polluting this planet with their negative view of the human body. Nudism and naturism are experiential things - you’ve got to participate in them before you are REALLY qualified to comment about them.
Many nudist clubs and resorts in America are family friendly and they pride themselves on being a wholesome, naturally healthy people. Of course, they have a right to be angry with nudist organisations who are tolerating people who are hijacking the nudist philosophy and using it to fuel their own selfish and perverted agendas.
The other major reason why public sexual behaviour is frowned on in nudist places is because a very powerful minority of the country is of the fundamentalist Christian persuasion and they see nudity as being ’sinful’ and leads to ‘fornication’. That too is a load of tripe.
I have been into nudism for nearly 20 years now and not *ONCE* have I ever been propositioned to have sex with anyone at a nude gathering. In my part of the woods, inappropriate sexual behaviour at a nudist club is enough to get the police down in no time and give you a criminal record, not to mention being banned from all other nudist clubs in the country.
So, may I respectfully suggest that American nudists clean their act up as they are just becoming the laughing stock of society. Have some pride in the way you treat your bodies and other people.
If you have an unsually high libido, get some professional help and don’t take it out on the nudist culture. We don’t want to be part of your problem anymore.
Thank you, Dario, for your insightful perspective.
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Nay Kidman, if you haven’t got anything mature or intelligent to say, then don’t say anything.
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