The Times switches to more experimental “News as erotica” format
28 May
Posted by brightlight in the In the News department.
From the first, sizzling installment of “Nude maid cleans Cheval house, including the jewelry”:
The woman arrived at the Cheval home in a one-piece light colored dress. She took off the one-piece light colored dress. She cleaned the house per their $100-per-hour agreement. Four bedrooms, three baths.
She redressed and left.
So hot. Seriously, she cleaned the jewelry. Wait, what? She stole the jewelry? Oh, well, hrmph. I mean, the headline says she cleaned the house, including the jewelry. Oh, I get it. The house was cleaned out! Yes! That would have been a good one, except that it wasn’t. Besides, at least she apologized before she left. Wait, she didn’t? Oh, you meant that other, incorrect usage of redress. Sure, yeah, I get it; she put her dress back on. Hey, is this erotica or not? You’re doing it wrong.
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and this is different from the usual tampa journalism how?
Man, good to know, I was actually just recently thinking of hiring Exotic Sexy Maids based out of Tampa. Kind of a bummer, really, their rates are quite reasonable.
Casey
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