From the first, sizzling installment of “Nude maid cleans Cheval house, including the jewelry”:

The woman arrived at the Cheval home in a one-piece light colored dress. She took off the one-piece light colored dress. She cleaned the house per their $100-per-hour agreement. Four bedrooms, three baths.

She redressed and left.

So hot. Seriously, she cleaned the jewelry. Wait, what? She stole the jewelry? Oh, well, hrmph. I mean, the headline says she cleaned the house, including the jewelry. Oh, I get it. The house was cleaned out! Yes! That would have been a good one, except that it wasn’t. Besides, at least she apologized before she left. Wait, she didn’t? Oh, you meant that other, incorrect usage of redress. Sure, yeah, I get it; she put her dress back on. Hey, is this erotica or not? You’re doing it wrong.