I assume you’ve seen the story about the Wizard substitute teacher getting fired in Land O’ Lakes (includes video!1!!) Let’s all spend just a moment realizing that at this very moment the internets are aflutter with people blogging about how fucking stupid people in Florida are. Yes, they are talking about us.

I mean, sure, the magic trick was lame, but fire the guy for the fact he is creepy, not for “Wizardry.” What the hell is wizardry anyway? Is that related to the creepy way he leads up to all his tricks by saying “watch, watch, watch, watch, watch, GO!”?

Leave it to major media outlets to fail at doing their homework, though, and leaving out plenty of juicy details. For instance, Jim actually is a fucking Wizard. No, I’m not kidding. He placed an ad on the Witch’s Voice pagan merchant list in July of ‘06 for his personal site Tarotica Erotica (unfortunately he let the domain name expire last year). Check the ad. Looks like Jimbo’s erotic tarot service covers:

All questions regarding your future answered here. If a desired outcome is requested, a Tarot spell will be performed on your behalf. A copy will be sent to you. A Tarot question including Tarot spell is $20.00

Again, no, I’m not kidding. Check it yourself, peeps, the search is based on his tampabay.rr.com e-mail address, so we’re talking about the same guy. I bet the God Blog wishes they hadn’t posted the story now.