I happened to find myself in the relatively upscale inner circle of Woodlawn yesterday and came upon my first pro-stadium yard sign sightings. Here’s the totally unshocking part about it, though: the 3 signs were in front of 3 of the largest houses. That’s right, kids, rich assholes love new stadiums!

It made me really think about it, and I couldn’t help but come to the realization that most of the houses I’ve seen the POWW signs in front of look more working class. Not to say I haven’t seen rich assholes that don’t want the stadium, but it actually looks like this thing is shaping up to be a bit of a class line issue.

We’ve tasked our huge research department to start looking into seriously important statistics based on the existence of yard signs by type (pro, anti). We’ll be looking at make and model and year of car, most recent lawn mowing, existence of duct tape residue X’s on windows, number of yard gnomes, appearance of work out equipment on the property, etc. Keep your eyes peeled for our in depth report.

Here’s your chance to get famous! We want your pictures. We will post your pictures of yard signs, as long as they show the surroundings (i.e. make sure we can see the house), along with a credit to you and even a hyperlink to your internet presence. Keep in mind that we are not responsible for downtime caused by the avalanche of traffic this hyperlink will create, so don’t come crying to us when your hosting company bills you for overages. Otherwise, from now until November, send us any photos you get of yard signs out there in their natural settings.