Well, looks like the cat is out of the damn bag: the Splog writing staff are all members of the infamous Haines Road Cru (check the picture of brightlight). Fortunately, however, we evaded capture during the recent rash of beating people with metal chains, robbing pharmacies and shooting cops.
Seriously, though, are you surprised that there is a faux gang on Haines Road? We’ve talked before about the highly peculiar nature of Haines Road, which brightlight described eloquently in this post:
Yes, Haines Road, that confusingly diagonal avenue of devolution and unincorporation, where the concentration of trailer parks is matched only by the concentration of pedophiles living within them, which itself is, in one of those uniqulely Florida ways, inversely proportionate to their distance from middle schools.
The even less surprising fact, though, is that they’re doing it wrong. Here’s what St. Pete PD gang intelligence had to say about the “gang”:
Although police and prosecutors say the Haines Road Cru meets the legal definition of a gang under Florida law, it doesn’t exactly resemble well-known, traditional street gangs such as the Bloods or the Crips. Detective Peter Yarbrough, who works in gang intelligence for St. Petersburg police, said the Haines Road Cru doesn’t appear to be bound together by initiation rituals like beat-ins. The main bond holding them together is that many grew up in the same neighborhoods in the Haines Road area.
Sorry kids, in real cities you can’t call yourselves a gang just because you all happen to live in the same trailer court. But hey, shooting cops is definitely a step in the right direction.
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Yall grown up with everything u fuckin need and want..We out here on the fuckin streets making a living..no one givin us shit..so we gotta take it! we aint got moms and dads that take care of us 24/7.. hate the sin not the sinner-gandhi
whattt. hold up. aint no from from any of this livin in no trailer court. need to get that shit straighttt.
You guys bitch about never having parents or oppurtunities but our beautiful government really does do a good job with opening the door. Government gives us FREE education up to 12th grade and in that 13 year period you have ample time to apply yourself and show colleges and universities what you got. Even after the FREE education ends, if you took advantage of your schooling time and didn’t waste it by planning and commiting robberies then there is a possibility of scholarships, a very good one actually. And once you do get through college and work hard the world is your for the taking LEGALLY.
Reality check # 2
If these jackasses spend half the time in their school planner as they did planning this robbery, perhaps they could have found more efficient means of obtaining the money, perhaps they could have even worked at the CVS. But your right, I’m sure the CVS would turn them away because the world is simply out to get you HAINES ROAD CRU
btw, “cru” is spelled incorrectly, just in case you were busy robbing toyz r us during that day of pre school
Yeah, you kids. Get off my lawn, too.
dawg yall punk niggas need to stop bitchen i know some of these dudes There all good people
give them some slack there just repping the city
haines road to the dome piece