You know what the world needs more of? Motherfucking caricature artists, that’s what. Oh, and impersonators. And mimes. Shit, we just need good ol’ party entertainment is what we need. The good news is that among the many invaluable services we offer here at the Splog, one of them is connecting you with reputable purveyors of quality services. It is with utmost pride that we introduce you to the spectacular About Faces Entertainment, a site that connects you with the very entertainers your life so desperately needs.

For instance, why not check out their page devoted to West Central Florida Caricature Artists? Better yet, check out Tampa-based Noodles the clown. Noodles does it all: balloon sculpting, comedy, magic, bubbles, face painting, dancing, and more! And the image on Noodle’s page isn’t even remotely creepy, not one bit!

If an impersonator is more your speed, try out Tampa’s Keith Coleman, who is a dead ringer for Johnny Cash. He’ll run you $400 for a 15 minute appearance, but trust me, it is worth every cent. Want to mess with your friends? Have Bill Clinton Impersonator Eddie Tyson show up at the office and encourage your co-workers to vote for Hills! Your safest bet, however, is to go Elvis with Lakeland’s David Youngblood.

Isn’t it amazing all the talent we have right here in our own backyard? We already have the Splog Christmas party packed to the gills with entertainers, and it will only set us back about $4800 for 15 minutes, a steal when you think about it.