It is always nice when you think a certain type of lewd and lascivious act has fallen out of favor and the BOOM it winds up again in the news. Ladies and gentlemen, I am happy to report that the circle jerk is alive and well. In fact, it looks like it is something even those in the upper crust enjoy from time to time.
Robert W. Linger, general manager of Fox 13 News in Tampa, was arrested Friday night at Fantasy Land Adult Video Store in Tampa when he and 5 other fans of the circle jerk organized a public display around an undercover police officer. Oops! Poor Robert didn’t know that his beloved circle jerk was illegal and now he is left with charges of exposure of a sexual organ and lewd and lascivious behavior.
Robert, I’d just like to take this time to personally thank you for keeping the circle jerk - one of the oldest, truest forms of mutual masturbation - alive. Who cares if you are the GM of a major news outlet? Who cares if you have a family? Who cares if it is illegal? You fight the good fight, brother. Gather your friends, encircle a victim, and polish that knob!
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wow….i had no idea it was illegal. that puts a damper on the upcoming Memorial Day weekend.
So that begs the question, was the undercover cop male or female? Was he/she good looking? Was it a bukake session? Was he/she on their knees waiting for the goobie goo?
The best part of the story is missing IMHO!
“Sex addiction” defense in 3 . . . 2 . . . 1 . . . Rehab!
I was reading this yesterday and I loved this quote from the TBO.com report, ”
The affidavit states that Linger and the other men formed a circle around the undercover officers and began masturbating. Linger also was seen masturbating while sitting on a couch, the affidavit states.”
Oh, The sordid lives of WTVT staff. I heard Charley Belcher likes the Rusty Trombone.
So, what was the officer doing to give rise to this magic moment?
What the fuck? This is illegal???? Damn it!
Is it illegal if its part of a wedding? Anyone? (fingers crossed)
I still want to see a photo of the arresting officer! Did he or she say: “Not in my HAIR!”?
Linger…. what a fitting last name. and from the looks of his photo…. I bet he smells just like the emerald bar. ugh!
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