It is always nice when you think a certain type of lewd and lascivious act has fallen out of favor and the BOOM it winds up again in the news. Ladies and gentlemen, I am happy to report that the circle jerk is alive and well. In fact, it looks like it is something even those in the upper crust enjoy from time to time.

Robert W. Linger, general manager of Fox 13 News in Tampa, was arrested Friday night at Fantasy Land Adult Video Store in Tampa when he and 5 other fans of the circle jerk organized a public display around an undercover police officer. Oops! Poor Robert didn’t know that his beloved circle jerk was illegal and now he is left with charges of exposure of a sexual organ and lewd and lascivious behavior.

Robert, I’d just like to take this time to personally thank you for keeping the circle jerk - one of the oldest, truest forms of mutual masturbation - alive. Who cares if you are the GM of a major news outlet? Who cares if you have a family? Who cares if it is illegal? You fight the good fight, brother. Gather your friends, encircle a victim, and polish that knob!