Sweet, a Dade City judge ordered a teen who ran over a motorcyclist to replace his own MySpace photo with a photo of the dead victim. Um. What? Don’t judges decide if people should, like, go to jail or not? Since when do they dictate which hott picture criminals use on their profiles?

Additionally the young killer has to carry an image of the deceased at all times, watch re-runs of his funeral and show up at the jail for a 48 hour lockdown party on the anniversary of running him over. Unorthodox, I admit, but the judge’s aim was to not let the little fella forget that running over people is not cool.