Benjamin Franklin comes back to life to run over wife
27 May
Posted by Casey in the In the News department.
That’s right, that Ben Franklin. Or, at least I think so, I don’t actually read the stories I link to. I’m shocked by this behavior, not because he has been dead for ages but more because of his 13 virtues and all that jazz. This definitely does not fit in with the BF we know and love.
Man Charged With Running Over Wife During Argument
Lee and his wife, Jennifer, were arguing, and he was trying to leave the house, according to an arrest affidavit. Lee told his wife to get out of the way of the car, but she wouldn’t move, so he pulled forward and ran her over, the affidavit states. “I backed up and probably ran over her again,” Lee reportedly told deputies.
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Oh silly Ben Franklin what will you do next? Ostensibly, he traded in his horse and carriage for a Thunderbird! Nice. Did you know that Ben Franklin is also blogging now? I thought you might be interested in reading about his transition from legendary inventor and politician into master of social networking. Proof he is alive and well!
Thanks for making me laugh. Is it just me or does Ben Franklin Lee look a little like Hulk Hogan?
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