File this under useful information learned from a dumb criminal: attempting to hold up a liquor store with a can of beans in a sock is not a good idea unless your aim is to get killed. Looks like a clerk who took a beancan to the skull got pissed and shot the 19 year old would-be robber. Unfortunately getting beaned in the head is far less painful and permanent than a few shots from the boomstick.

The rad news is that they found 3 shell casings, but aren’t saying how many shots were fired. If you were curious about places to avoid robbing, add C&K Beverage to the list. It will be interesting to see if the clerk is charged with manslaughter, a minimum of 3 gunshots seems like an awfully deadly response for a bean-induced headache.

In other news on our side of the bay, a dude who entered a pawn shop and started smashing cases also earned his very own gunshot wound. This should be something you already know, but let’s cover it again: people that work at pawn shops are perpetually awaiting the opportunity to shoot someone, it is a desire those people are just born with.

The highlight of the Kenneth City shooting is the last line:

Investigators are assuming that the man was hit because of a blood trail left in the store. A search for the man is still in progress.

I just imagine a whole bunch of cops with magnifying glasses and hounds hunched over and following a trail of blood for hours on end. Run, dude, run!