Wow, just wow. Looks like the Florida Senate, in their infinite wisdom to set priorities, has passed an amendment to fine you $60 for that awesome pair of Bumper Nutz yer rockin’ on yer F150. I don’t know about you, but I’m glad to finally see a State Senate with enough balls to take on the real issues. Yes, trucks with gonads are a real issue.

You may not know this, but I actually invented the Cubicle Nuts. I posted about them on an incredibly short-lived site that will some day be revived. Check ‘em out. I made my first million off those babies, and guess what? The Senate can’t fucking touch me.

In other Senate news, those dudes are WAY into grabassing. Did you know that? It is rare that a photo leaks out, but check out Senator Grabby McGrabass from the opening of the 2008 session:

Check out the little girl in the foreground, she’s the only mature person there. Tsk tsk, Senators, how about a little less grabass, a little less nut focus and some real work?