Well, as you are all aware I’ve been slacking like a mofo of late. You’re welcome. As such, I figured I’d stick a bunch of shit into one post, which is the absolute laziest way for me to remedy the fact I haven’t posted in awhile. So, here we go.

Push Thursday is still the bee’s knees
If you still aren’t getting down with thx mgmt Thursday nights at Push then it is official: you are a cocksmoker. This last Thursday introduced me to Building the State, hailing from Gainesville. These dudes were awesome, and there’s something incredibly mind bending about a stoner looking drummer keeping the most solid time in a sea of delay pedals you’ve ever seen. Sure they aren’t necessarily breaking new ground, but damn, they were good. Also, the cover is down to $5 and the Coronas are still only $2, so you have no excuse. Just think, you can spend at least one night a week hobnobbing with the bay area’s elite on a VIP rooftop downtown - Nate Murray from A!A!!, Joel and crew from REAX, Chris Parks from Pale Horse and the biggest star of them all: me. Check out this hott picture of me from last week.

On a related note, I’m selling out
I’ve been offered an obscene amount of money to syndicate to the Reax empire, but I wanted to check in with you loyal readers before I sell out. Thoughts? With the impending launch of ReaxTV, are they nearing the status of an actual empire? An evil empire?

Sports fans scare me
About once a year I try to make it to a Rays game and this time around it was to watch them beat the Red Sox Friday night. Every time I go, however, I’m reminded why I haven’t been for a year when I realize I’m surrounded by a bunch of drunk, herd mentality neanderthals cheering on overpaid assholes that are playing a kids game for a living. Awesome. Of particular note this fine evening was a 4 foot tall drunk gnome-like dude banging on the empty chair next to me every time… well, every time his drunk brain realized he wasn’t banging on the chair. He gets points for the thrift store hawaiian shirt and penny loafers he was rocking, I’m sure he went home with some hot betties that night.

On a related note, the Rays logo sucks even harder up close
Below is an image of the Rays logo now in current use all over the park. Seriously?! This just makes me angry. The fucking white inner portion of the logo actually breaks the line of the yellow and sticks out like some Illustrator path gone awry. How much do you imagine they paid for this piece of shit? My guess is hundreds of thousands.