I know we’re a bunch of immature assholes here, but sometimes I really have to scratch my head at the kind of stuff that gets called news around these parts. I opened my daily e-mail from tampabay.com and got a big ol’, oversized eye full of a headline screaming Tampa’s newest porn star? It could be you with a half naked chick. Spam? Nope, just the good ol’ local news media.

Seriously, this is news? Sheesh. Go ahead and click on that link and read the awesomeness that is pandering. Oh, and note that the page title up at the tippy top of your browser there is SeXXX Ed. Clever. Tsk tsk, Times, pretty sad when major news stories are relegated to 2 paragraphs written by the interns over at the Breaking News blog while shit like this is treated like a contender for the Pulitzer prize.

At least I got a chuckle out of the random coincidence of ads that showed up. I had no idea Paula Zahn was in porn.