Hehe. Pirate boat sink. It appears that this actually happened back on February 27th, so yes, we’re late to report it but screw you - so was the Times.

Am I the only person that thought it didn’t look like a real pirate ship to begin with? Even the Sail World story covering the sinking referred to it as a pirate ship replica. Isn’t it more like a toy pirate ship replica? Either way it apparently was a pretty damn good replica since pirate ships often sunk - although usually that was preceded by cannon fire.

The best part of this story is that some future generation will find this shipwreck and be hella confused.