I am 247% confident I could do a better job running the city. Once again, a shining example of our stellar recycling program below. Le sigh.

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Mayor Casey!
And how would you convince people of the imprtance of recycling? How would you make fat asses throw stuff in a seperate bin and take it to a special place?
Simple: pick the shit up curbside like most other cities manage to do. Either that, or have scantily clad women work the collection centers. Mmm, scantily clad recycling program.
I’m down.
Ah yes, the recycling promise.
Send an expensive truck around picking up stuff worth pennies…. maybe.
WastedManagement forces me to pay an additional $8.50 a month to “recycle” and then throws the stuff I put out in the same place as the other stuff goes.
I used to recycle by sorting and taking the stuff to a recycling center but WastedManagement now does it for me.
They must have some magic device that sorts the recyclables from the regular trash
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