In recently working on a logo which required the state of Florida (hardest shape to work with evar), I did a quick Google search to see how other assholes had utilized America’s wang. Two things happened:

1. I realized clients that demand Florida in their logos have shit taste and hire shit designers (moi and Chris Parks excepted).
2. I became aware of a most awesome organization called Students Association in Human Values, Inc.

Finding a goldmine like this is one of those mental overload things where your brain just isn’t sure where the hell to start the lambasting. It goes without saying that the most delightfully awful part is the incapable-of-being-turned-off midi backed children’s choir remixing classics with new, enlightened lyrics. Be sure to hit all the pages, there’s a different song waiting for you on every page.

Next I suppose we need to address the scary ass afromonk on the homepage. This is Sathya Sai Baba whom I am sure you all are familiar with on account of his wildly popular Saicasts. He is actually a “highly revered spiritual leader and world teacher, whose life and message are inspiring millions of people throughout the world to turn God-ward and to lead more purposeful and moral lives.” Ah, I see, the hair makes sense now - it is a transmitter, a radio for speaking to God.

Our boy Baba does some good work - builds hospitals, purifies water with his healing touch, etc. His previous consultant psychiatrist (*cough* crazy *cough*) started up SAIHV in Jacksonville to teach kids to get high on God, not the far superior high-inducing drugs that run the Splog. I can get behind that. And what better logo to represent such a noble cause than the “dude, pull my finger” beauty below.

Haha. Hahaha! HAHAHA!! ROFLROFLROFLROFLCOPTER!!!1!! Oh man, I’m crying here. Baba says this means solidarity or some shit, but where I’m from this looks an awful lot like a different activity altogether. One of you talented readers needs to throw together an interactive flash movie that allows you to click on the logo and pull the finger. Whip that shit up, eh?

I suppose I must close with a disclaimer, I just re-read this post and realized I sure do sound like an asshole. So here’s the disclaimer: I am an asshole.