I know you all are sitting there like “I knew these idiots would run out of stuff to say.” Well we didn’t, we’re just such badasses that we like to watch our traffic continue to grow even when we don’t post. Yes, we’re that good.

In the meantime, someone explain to me why the abomination of internets that is Pinellasdeals.com is blowing up the morning tv microwaves with commercials. Their commercials are almost as good as the god awful music loop that I can’t turn off while viewing their most awesome deals. Seriously, people, music loops on websites wasn’t even a good idea in 19fucking98.

I’ll give them one thing: I’m highly entertained by the amateur “commercials” embedded on the homepage. The dudes making custom tables is my favorite at the moment, but be sure to check them all out. My guess is you buy an “ad” from them, and they throw in a “professionally produced commercial.” Sounds about right for Pinellas County.

While you’re researching that for me, find out why the site is designed by 123Triad in LA and Raleigh. Usually these are done by local jerks out to screw businesses out of a buck, this is a little unique in that it lacks that at least from an initial glance.