MajorleagueDouchebag

27 Feb

Posted by The One in the In the News department.

Oh hai. I don’t like Charlie Crist. Two awesome stories today:

State Proposal Would Raise Gas Taxes To Offset Amendment One Losses: That’s right all you stupid assholes that voted yes on 1, that money has to be made up somehow. You know, like by doubling the gas tax. Thanks Chuck!

Private schools say the governor’s plan to halt the program would hurt poor students: I have an idea, let’s kill the Florida Resident Access Grant and make sure kids from Florida don’t attend those new age hippie ass private schools. Think only rich kids go to private colleges? 41% are minorities (35% at state schools), and one in three is poor enough to qualify for federal Pell Grants (one in five at state schools).

Am I the only person concerned that this guy is a complete assnozzle? Check him out below, swooping in to christen the big ball of fail that is the new stadium.

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4 Responses

George Shaw

February 28th, 2008 at 1:43 pm

Seriously someone should douse his head with blue dye.

Or better yet, beat everyone with a stick that was dumb enough to “Vote Yes” on that last amendment.

Thanks for nothing Chuck. We hate you.
alex pickett

February 28th, 2008 at 5:53 pm

State Proposal Would Raise Gas Taxes To Offset Amendment One Losses:

Of course, Crist doesn’t care. His gas is paid for by, yup, us. so not only will we be paying more for our own gas, but we’ll be paying the gas taxes on his gov’t vehicle(s) too
John

February 29th, 2008 at 4:06 pm

I thought Crist was too busy sucking on McCain’s knob and hoping for a Veep nod to be involved in any Florida-type state executive activity?

Then again, I don’t know if I’d prefer him in control or some of the nutcaes in the legislature — the ideologically batshit crazy guys who came up with the relief-not-reform idea for property taxes (and the no-fix “fix” on insurance) — in charge.
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