If you haven’t been to the Maxi Mall around 40th Ave. S and US 19, you haven’t lived. Seriously, what is your problem? You’re missing out on some St. Pete authenticity that isn’t attainable anywhere else. Regardless of your douchebaggery it appears that some dudes fixin’ to get some free bling fired shots inside the Maxi Mall today.

If you actually have been there you are sleeping soundly in my camp where we’re all “dude, guns and Maxi Mall go together like peanut butter and jelly.” And the crazy part is that despite the unshocking nature of guns at the MM, I still love that place. I mean, where else can you get crazy oversized t-shirts with repeat gold and diamond patterns while simultaneously taking advantage of the tattoo studio (one of two in the MM) running the spend-$100-get-a-free-name-tattoo deal?