Technically it kicks off Thursday if you’re into seeing the Candy Bars cover Cat Power’s Moon Pix album. Personally that just confuses the shit out of me, considering Cat Power actually did a cover record and now someone else is covering a 10 year old original Cat Power record. Either way, fun should be had by all! Thursday, February 28th, 8 pm, Push Ultra Lounge, get ur tickets.

As you long time readers already know, the Splog is sponsored by both Red Bull (gives you wings®) and local band Auto!Automatic!! As part of the latter deal we agree to promote every A!A!! show, and as such we are pleased to announce that this Friday, February 29th you can catch the boys along with Red Room Cinema and City of Ships kicking off at 9 pm (converted to aes time that’s 11 pm) at the Crowbar. Bring $7, or a hot chick to sweet talk the doorfolk.

But wait, there’s more! Saturday night, March 1, at the newly opened Nova535 you can check out some dope art for Free.99 (get there before 9 to get in free, after 9 it is $10). All of the work is female portraiture and I’m particularly looking forward to seeing Eric Jones (mmm, nekkid chicks), Andrea Heimer (mmm, 50’s and 60’s chicks), and Daniel P. Williams (mmm, slow loading website chicks).

It is pretty awesome to sit back and realize that 2 of those 3 are taking place in the ‘burg. Thanks Joel. Thanks whoever owns Nova. Thanks loyal readers of the Splog. This adds at least 3 days until the authors of this blog get that long overdue DUI.