Well fuck, looks like our home away from home, Michael Serrano’s Used Auto, just got shut down. Brightlight is inconsolable. Apparently Tampa PD finally wised up to the fact that a cockfighting operation was running from the location. Now what the hell will we do with our Mondays, Tuesdays, Thursdays, Fridays and Saturdays?

All joking aside, any asscowboy that gets his kicks by watching animals fight to the death should promptly be shot in the dick. While bleeding out, he should be subjected to an overload of supercute kittens and puppies. Oh, and one well trained pack of wolves that loves blood, but not supercute puppies and kittens.

There was one slightly troubling part about the story:

Ryan said some of the birds would be euthanized, but that some of the others might be able to be relocated to schools or agriculture programs.

Uhhhhhh, what?! You’re going to send trained assassin roosters to schools? Yeah, that should go well. Let me know how that works out for you.

You may be asking why brightlight in particular would be so devastated. Well, about 8 years ago he decided to declare his love of the cock(fighting) in the most permanent way possible: an incredible stomach piece. Photo below.