Seriously? Yes, seriously. Looks like some dumb bitch out for a good time at Club Skye or some other abomination in Ybor decided it would be wise to pick a fight with a horse. Le sigh.

Angelica Rene Ayala, 26, of 2511 W. Conrad St., grabbed the reins of a black quarterhorse named Buddy and punched the animal in the neck, police say.

Awww, not Buddy! Angelica, who is clearly not sober based on the picture at right, was invited earlier in the night to partake in a little Donkey Punching with her boyfriend… apparently she misunderstood. Look it up kids, a good time guaranteed for all!

The crack research department here at the Splog tracked down some phone cam footage here. Crazy stuff.