If you’re anything like me, you totally spend hours trying to pimp your myspace and making sure that shit is as dope as can be. Because you are totally not as cool as me, however, you probably find yourself wondering where you can go locally to get your shit hooked up proper like. You may even find yourself looking at the shelf-o-cards at Evos for help, and today is your lucky damn day. If you head over there right this minute you can snag a MALFUNCTION card which contains the following:

1. MALFUNCTION
2. Want to add electricity to your myspace photos?
3. visit www.myspace.com/stevenarts

That’s right, enterprising St. Pete artist Steven will electrify your shit for you, ensuring your dominance in the realm of electrified spaces. Be warned, however, that your head will literally a splode from looking at his work - it is that flippin’ electrifying. Oh, and he may or may not be a Nazi… not sure about that part.