Why the fuck wasn’t I told about the tiny horse?!
07 Nov
Posted by Casey in the Kick-ass Stuff department.
Yes, I said fuck in the title, this is a big fucking deal. It appears as though no one, including you heartless readers, notified me that Thumbelina, the world’s smallest horse, was at All Children’s Hospital on Monday. W. T. F?!
It isn’t often that we get celebrities here in the ‘burg, so I really would have liked the opportunity to at least get some paparazzi shots of Thumbelina. Guess I’ll just have to settle for Tampa Bay 10’s crack reporting.
Goddammit. A 17.5″ horse? That’s like a cute’splosion. I’m not getting over this any time soon I hope you know.
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Gives new meaning to the saying ‘hung like a horse,’ eh?
Casey, you should bring the mini-pony into the ring with you when you face off with the justlookitup.com ‘roid dude.
Casey, you should bring the mini-pony into the ring with you when you face off with the justlookitup.com ‘roid dude. Totes!
Just look up me and my tiny ass kicking pony, bitches!
it used to be a much bigger horse, until gastric bypass. note: stretch marks!
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