No, seriously, you can trust Uncle Charlie. This story is a moderately good read about Florida voters not being all that excited about the property tax plan Crist and Co have come up with. I like this in particular:

The survey of 800 Florida voters also shows that 44 percent believe the state is headed in the wrong direction, property insurance is the top pocketbook worry, and legislators are doing an abysmal job on property taxes and insurance.

Hehe, you said abysmal. I think my absolute favorite part of the story though is the shady-as-shit image of Crist and Senate President Ken Pruitt they ran with the story. Look, I’ve done my fair share of lying in my time and the photographer has definitely captured Chuckie mid-fib.

You can trust me. Would I steer you wrong? Seriously, it’s me, Pretty Charlie. Don’t mind Ken in the background there giggling at the tale I’m spinning for you right now, we’re just a couple of friends telling each other the truth. Trust me.