So, the new Rays logo is out and there are two seriously important things to be said at the beginning of this post:

  1. Who the fuck got paid hundreds of thousands of dollars to create this piece of shit?!
  2. Who the fuck came up with the idea of eliminating the word “Devil” from the logo, the new site and everything else?!

Dude, seriously, your new logo sucks fucking balls. Big fucking balls. This is not to say your previous logo was pure gold, but what in the shit were you thinking here?! Evidence below:

Dude, your logo sucks

Um, what? This is all just a joke, right? I mean, I get it now, you couldn’t seriously have wanted Kevin Costner and his shitty band to play for any real logo unveiling. So this is all a joke, right? Please?

The new home and away uniforms, as well as the team’s new primary logo, feature “Rays” in navy-blue lettering cast with a light-blue shadow. The sunburst gleams from the letter “R.” The two hues of blue suggest the deep-blue waters and bright-blue sky for which Florida is known. The elongated tail of the “R” further reinforces the water imagery.

Sweet yeezus. You’re serious. And yes, the color blue and a really horribly swoopy R totally say water way more than an actual sting ray. Oh wait, though, that atrocious little starburst thing must mean light rays… so is it sting rays or light rays? Or… wait, I’m confused. In fact, I’m doubly confused by your decision to quietly remove the word “devil” from everything. Someone must have assumed that the Rays shitty record was a result of pissing off the lord, so a quick name change oughta fix that.

WTF?!I think it is important to note that a lot of people are going to hate the logo for one reason or another, and in many cases it will just be a personal reaction to the design. And yes, I personally think it sucks. But I think what is really pissing me off is that it isn’t even done well. Take a close look at that starburst piece of shit at right. How long did you spend in Illustrator on that? 2 minutes? Could you have possibly made it more awkward and unbalanced? And the R looks a hell of a lot like somone who is brand-freekin’-damn-new to splines, once again awkward and poorly executed.

Am I crazy here? I’d love to hear some feedback on this shiny new piece of shit. Check out all the logos here.