Angry old man is angrySo apparently there’s this totally awesomeballs nursing home here in the ‘burg that just topped a pretty prestigious list: the nation’s worst nursing homes. We should seriously be proud, people, there are over 16,000 Medicare-funded nursing homes in this great nation and we’ve got one of the worst. Rock on St. Pete! If that wasn’t enough to get excited about there are also 2 more in Florida, tying us with Georgia, Missouri and Washington for the most shitastic nursing homes in one state!

Let’s all take a moment to congratulate the assholes at Apollo Health & Rehab Center on the corner of 10th Ave and 24th St N. If you’d like to send them a personal note, you’ll have to go old school and call since apparently you don’t even need a website to run a douchebag nursing home. Just ask for Jon Bradford at (727) 323-4711.

Seriously people, this is Florida. We have old people here. If we’re going to do one thing right (which sure as shit isn’t voting), we ought to be able to take care of old people.

Update

Those lazy bastards at the Times stole another one of our stories. Fortunately, however, it has a lot more detail.