Someone please call this number and tell me what the balls is going on here:

Not that there’s anything all that funny about MS — well, that is until someone tries to raise money to fight it with a cardboard sign, a sharpie, one of Bernie’s Hawaiian shirts, and a used latex glove from the never-aired pilot of CSI: Seminole. If it’s legit, though, you should go and buy me shit. Something from the limited Bradenton run of Mama Mia would be tits.