Well, technically Tampa did, but come on brody, this is killer news! Apparently Maxim is giving us a brophy of some sort for making their list of America’s Top 10 Party Cities. No, I’m not kidding. Looks like the ol’ TPA clocks in at #6, broham, thanks in part to the 49 strip clubs you might quite possibly have stumbled into “accidentally” at one point or another.

Sigh.

Let me note just a few things wrong with this news.

1) Let’s start with a big “what the fuck were you thinking” to Maxim. Um, you’re going to “reward” a city that essentially has no downtown residents and/or downtown bars? Those 49 strip clubs are spread all over hell and gone, not consolidated into nice pockets of debauchery like Vegas or Miami. #6? Really?

2) The last thing Tampa needs is another reason to get cocky about itself. Hey, look at us, we have football teams. Hey look at us, we have a music scene. Hey, look at us, we have the shitheap that is Ybor. Not cool.

3) I can only imagine the assholes sitting somewhere devising a virtual website for Florida’s Party Corridor. Give us a call, broski, we’re all over that shit.