Lazy Picture Friday: Douchestang
12 Oct
Posted by brightlight in the Blog, Nice Dick, That Guy department.
A car can say a lot about you. A Mustang usually means that at one time in your life you were probably hot shit with girls with crimped hair wearing hemmed, acid-washed jean shorts. It can also mean that you were one of those girls, except now you’re a middle-aged divorcee with a little extra money from the divorce and a crush on an Applebee’s bartender named Tyler. Either way, it also usually means you park like this:
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2 Responses
badly parked stangs are the new bondo covered camaros!
besides, id take the late 80s mustang over the rusted rice rockets(with the $500 shiny rims, of course) that sound like they have a playing card in the spokes when the douche driving them rev the engine any day.
I resent the stereotype you’re trying to cobble together here. One poorly-parked Mustang GT with a chin spoiler and $4K rims, and we all drive Bondo Camaros? Next thing, we’ll all have mullets.
Though I’ve always been good with girls, or so I think, I never had acid-washed jean shorts. I just prefer a rear-wheel-drive, American-made car that gets me from point A to point B with efficiency, a little comfort, a great (factory) sound system, maybe a little attitude. Doesn’t make me a redneck or an egomaniac.
That said, Camaro drivers carry switchblades in their socks and Firebird owners are stuck in the 1980s. Thank you, thank you very much.
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