From Tampa Bay’s 10:

A 16-year-old boy was shot in the groin tonight by another teen seeking revenge for a robbery earlier in the week, Sarasota Police said.

The victim was taken to Bayfront Medical Center in St. Petersburg with non-life threatening injuries. His name was not released.

Non-life-threatening, eh? I beg to differ. He got shot in the friggin’ balls, people. Ow! My balls!