Meet Ralph. Ralph was arrested a few weeks ago for domestic battery. Yeah, you know, the kind where some asshole in a pink polo shirt gets tough and roughs his wife up. You know what happens to dudes like you, Ralph? You get featured in our douchebag blotter, a new service of St. Petersblog. Keep that in mind, kids, before you start getting all Ike Turner on your old lady.
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Am I still allowed to get all Ike Turner on someone else’s old lady?
Also, I’m starting to think we need a new word besides douchebag. It’s rapidly losing all meaning. I’m starting to lean toward “assmonkey.” Anyone? Comments? Thoughts? We like to think of the Splog’s repertoire of derogatory terms as a community effort.
as a married man I just gonna say that sometimes I seriously wanna best the piss out of her.
Instead, I go full Ass2Mouth.
Perhaps Ralph should have tried that. It’s legal in most states.
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