So, in case you haven’t heard there are even more brilliant cuts coming our way courtesy of Charlie Crist. These super homestead exemptions are poised to create even more chaos in the budgets of cities across the state.

“Recreation, law enforcement and fire services certainly won’t make this round of cuts,” Pinellas County Commissioner Ken Welch said. “More jobs, more services, everything. You can’t squeeze blood from a turnip and we’re at that point.”

The total hit for St. Petersburg would be about $10.4-million. In Clearwater, the hit is calculated at $3.6-million. Other totals include $2-million in Largo and $1.2-million in Dunedin.

OK, so the whole blood from a turnip thing is pretty lame, but our boy Ken has a point here - there is no way to make more cuts without services like law and fire taking a hit. And what does the brilliant Charlie Crist have to say about this?

Gov. Charlie Crist suggested voters fire local officials for engaging in scare tactics to defeat a property tax referendum in January.

“Unelect them,” Crist told a group of about a thousand Realtors. “They tried to use fear to influence you, your friends, and your family members.”

Please, God, tell me this fucking asshole is joking. Did he seriously just go on record saying to fire local officials who are being honest about what these cuts mean? Seriously? Is Crist fucking retarded? Did he forget that city budgets, and their cuts, are publicly available documents? Dude, you stupid motherfucker, we can look at the numbers and see what gets cut which means in just a few weeks time you’re going to look like even more of a tool.

I’ll tell you who I’d like to unelect, CHARLIE FUCKING CRIST. This vacation-taking, tax-cutting, fear-mongering assmonkey needs a new line of work… like, maybe gay pr0n. I didn’t think I’d ever say this, but man, I miss Jeb.